{lighter sparking}

Kick back
I Got a Story To Tell

Mutual Friends
That’s how the story begins
Your perspective’ll bend how the story depends
Used to kick with my peoples
She was hardly around
And we never talked about meeting up until now
I was outta town for a while
I’m talking years
But now I’m back
Kicking back
Being cool (like I Am)
She said:
“PRIME I heard you da Man!
Here, take my number
Call me for the plan”

Had me like
D.A.M.N.
I was kinda taken aback
Bcuz
She always was bad
But I never made a pass

We can not chase it
Even that takes rehab
But if it chases us
We can’t run that fast
Fast forward to the phone call
She picked up calm
“Here’s my address
No stress
I’ll text you tomorrow”

It’s tomorrow
I’m in the ride vibing
Pulled up to the gate with the Silver Lining
Checked my phone
She left a text with a message and a code
It said:
55 21 214
Got my mind in two places
One to
One fro
(Come on)
As I continue on with who wanna go

Arrived at her gate around eight
She told me 7:30
So I wasn’t really late
Anyway
Parked my car in the garage
Bout to get it lit like
Oh my Lawd
I’m about to get the drawers!
Pulled out my Black Book
Stamped it with them three letters
GTD
I’m smelling good too
Wait till she see me

That’s what I’m thinking
At this point still nothing stinking

Three knocks on the door
Here we go
She opened it up
Made my jaw drop to the floor
Re silk pajama suit
No bottoms below
Told me to step in
Leave your shoes at the door
It was dark
I don’t know if the rug was dirty or clean
All I’m thinking on my part is to get in between
(Nahmean?)

We walked to couch and I sat down
She turned around
I told you no Bottoms
So that Ass was like
Padow!

You already know what I’m thinking
Some aye aye Captain
Moby Dick
Ship sinking
Still zip stinking
(Shall we proceed?)

Had a movie on
Goodie but Oldie
I’m chilling like Ice
She brought me cold Tea
Don’t remember the flavor
Maybe Cherry or Peach
We sat and watched the movie and we barely speak
Til an hour and a half in
Back of my mind on her backend

We watched the whole movie tho
Here come the credits
Time for me to move in slow
Leaned over for a kiss
She turned to face me
Took a small whiff
My nose hairs went crazy!

Couldn’t believe what me senses perceived
No she did not
Yo
I know it’s not me

Man she had that
Supercalifragilistic Extra Halitosis
Breath left a Smoky Silhouette
Curl my toes bish!

Not in a good but a bad way
I asked to use the bathroom
I’m mad like : How Sway?!

Texted my man told him call me in ten minutes saying I gotta go
And can it wait?
No
Emergency
yo
Kiss on the forehead
A courtesy
yo
I’m back in the whip
Already been out the door
Called my man told him wait I gotta stop at the store

Gimme a Lighter and Box of Ten Dutches yo